Saturday, August 31, 2019

#LERCIOSTORY Peace in the world, there is the no for the unions - by Isidoro Malvarosa https://t.co/mFiWfX4xRb

#LERCIOSTORY Isis: "This cartoon offends Islam". Melt over 20,000 Cucciolone - by @SilentActorsFly https://t.co/cOUDoAcFOf

#Icardi sues the # Inter. He wants full powers. # 31August #governodisosta [@MarcodallaSarde]

The Premier Count has made it known that he will take care of drafting the program for the M5S PD government. He does not trust translations from German and French made by others. [@ MinistroEconom1]

#DiMaio, "I didn't talk about ultimatums". Mica knows Latin. #crisigoverno #consultazioni #GovernoContebis [@VperViola]

+++ LAST HOUR +++ Di Maio's ultimatum: "Either one introduces the obligation to button the polo shirt up to the last button or nothing happens". #maratonamentana #Contebis # 30agosto #DiMaio #Conte #GovernoContebis https://t.co/A0YlTfMeX3 [@Emanuele_Cecala]

Friday, August 30, 2019

#LERCIOSTORY Vittorio Feltri weeps for an immigrant in Lampedusa: he was still alive - by @Davide_Paolino https://t.co/EhLYQEXWrk

and maybe in a few days we find that #WandaNara makes more reasonable requests than #dimaio #dimaioBASTA [@VujaBoskov]

Government, Di Maio raises the price: a coke and a sandwich 8 euros. # 30 August #DiMaio #GovernoContebis [@ Lazzaro1969]

#LERCIOSTORY Flip coffee and cigarette: smoker dies from intestinal obstruction - by Mattia Zanotti https://t.co/bnF0vJYTuj

To silence the allegations on the seats this will be the government of standing places. #consultationis #GovernoContebis #Governo #Conte #contebis [@ConteMaanche]

A vote will be held on the #Rosseau platform to decide whether to vote on the Rosseau platform. [@Umorismoq]

# GovernoConte2, all the competence of the M5S combined with the honesty of the PD. [@RenzoMattei]

It seems that there are many difficulties regarding a new ministerial post for Di Maio. It would be a shame, he would have every right to be part of the Tsipras government. [@ MinistroEconom1]

Salvini has even been left by Verdini. Wherever you are, thank you, Marty McFly and Dr. Emmett. [@LughinoViscorto]

Francesca Verdini leaves Salvini. Now there are only ten more millions of Italians missing and it's done. #Salvini # 30 August #Verdini [@ Lazzaro1969]

The President in charge Conte for the first statements to the press will have to choose which words to use, whether German or French. [@ MinistroEconom1]

RT @LiveSpinoza: At the second term, Conte reduces expectations: "It will be a year of shit". [@Heliandros]

RT @LiveSpinoza: Salvini greets Viminale employees: "Piacere, Matteo". [@Leomorabito]

For the new #government #BeppeGrillo requested competent grillini ministers. I wonder what the previous plan was. [@ aleandro970] # 30 August # m5spd #Italia [@Kotiomkin]

Thursday, August 29, 2019

Mattarella doesn't want to see anyone until Christmas dinner. [@Rostokkio]

At the second term Conte reduces expectations: "It will be a year of shit". [@Heliandros]

I think it was rather the Democratic Party that came out of Calenda. [@Fdecollibus]

RT @LiveSpinoza: Mattarella gives Conte the job. Not to break his balls until 2022. [@ Lazzaro1969]

The Democratic Party questions the abandonment of Calenda. But the answer is "sticazzi". [@Amotalbrezza]

Still uncertainties about the role of Di Maio. With Salvini he has always been a passive. [@Rostokkio]

Giorgetti: "This government will be the death of M5s and Pd". It is the first point of the program. [@GiovyDean]

Conte is the only one who came out of the door and returned from the door. [@VperViola]

Starting from Conte is like when you are under 4-0 in Fifa, turn off the power and start again from the last save. [@Ilmagodifloz]

As a sign of détente Di Maio will take care of a couple of children from Bibbiano. [@ Ibico75]

We remind viewers that the La7 programming is available in the Official Journal. #maratonamentana [@Ilmagodifloz]

RT @LiveSpinoza: Salvini: "The destinies of Italy decided in Brussels". So you learn not to go there. [@Leomorabito]

Mattarella gives Conte the job. Not to break his balls until 2022. [@ Lazzaro1969]

Mattarella receives Conte. "You could have avoided that beautiful year". [@ 100lucagian]

Salvini: "The destinies of Italy decided in Brussels". So you learn not to go there. [@Leomorabito]

Today the assignment to Conte. The second season is starting as the first. [@Amotalbrezza]

Mattarella calls Conte for 9.30am. "And bring me the newspaper, which from the Democratic Party onwards I dozed off." [Vittore]

A brief speech by Mattarella: "Italians, and mo are your cocks". [@ Lazzaro1969] [@LiveSpinoza]

Wednesday, August 28, 2019

+++ GIORGIA MELONI REQUESTS TO DEATH THE ROUSSEAU +++ PLATFORM [@ Pantana21]

#ultimora Pensioner accidentally presses a banner on the Rousseau Platform and finds himself Minister of the Economy https://t.co/clzVnWbhoF

Casaleggio reassures about the correct functioning of the vote on Rousseau: "If you want I already have the results". [@ Lazzaro1969]

Renzi invites everyone to overcome personal ambitions. They will be useless when he is emperor of the globe. [@ Guli__1979]

Salvini: "Embarrassing majority". In continuity with the old government. [@MarcodallaSarde]

The 5 Star Movement is divided on online voting. It was enough to deal with the PD to be infected. [@ Guli__1979]

#ultimora "It's yellow-red!" "No, it's red-yellow!", Pd and M5S argue about the color of the new government https://t.co/vpIGifu4IV

Di Maio: "Think of solutions, not to hit me". Eh, but that's the solution. [@ Montales1]

Giorgia Meloni: "The goal of the PD-M5s government is to circumvent democracy". That might not be a bad idea. [@Ilmagodifloz]

Meloni will take to the streets. But not upside down. [@ 7semola]

Boris Johnson closes the English parliament until October 15th. "Come on, let's enjoy the show from Italy". [@ Montales1]

In the perspective that it may go wrong, Di Maio has already submitted a request to make the staple of Office. [@Batduccio]

Delrio: "We work on content". We know that he is someone who does not like foreplay. [@Ilmagodifloz]

The M5s: "Our leader must be in government with a role". Isn't that a fool of a minister? [@Rego_tweet]

+++ FAIL IN THE ROUSSEAU SYSTEM: TOWARDS THE ASSIGNMENT TO CANDY CRUSH SAGA +++ #rousseau #consultationis [@bravimabasta]

In Bibbiano today we vote to see if it's ok to govern with the 5 stars. [@ Pantana21]

"Let's talk about themes, not seats!" "Ok, what's the theme?" "The armchairs" [@MarcoFumetti]

Emma Bonino: "We do not buy with a closed box". The grillini have the can opener. [@Rostokkio]

I already imagine it Di Maio saying "It's the fault of two governments ago". [@ 7semola]

In practice Di Maio and members take the salary to delegate important decisions to those who voted for them to make important decisions. [@ 100lucagian]

I would not like to be in the shoes of what he will have to say to Mattarella "We have to wait for the outcome of the vote on Rousseau". [@ 100lucagian]

Prepare moka: done Give the best news on social media: done Contact cleaning: done Organize varicella party for the small: done Decide the country's fate on Rousseau: done! [@Everything is alright_]

First a mythomaniac that triggers an absurd crisis of government, then an incapable who, with the choice of #Rousseau, will oblige Mattarella today to make us go to early elections. The government of change is beautiful. Italy without European commissioner and soon with 25% VAT.

Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Then joining the 10 points of Di Maio with the 5 of Zingaretti a little prick came out. [@ Guli__1979]

RT @LiveSpinoza: The G7 offers 20 million aid for the Amazon. Now Tria is considering setting fire to Italy. [@Leomorabito]

The M5s: "The Democratic Party has only spoken of ministries". Again with this political craze. [@Ilmagodifloz]

The G7 offers 20 million aid for the Amazon. Now Tria is considering setting fire to Italy. [@Leomorabito]

Where do you sign up to go on until May with consultations during the week and Serie A on the weekend? [@Rego_tweet]

+++ PARAMITAN PHOTOGRAPHER FROM THE SPACE I COGLIONI DI MATTARELLA +++ [@Rego_tweet]

Salvini: "The turnaround was ready for some time". If, on the other hand, you press his belly he says: "Boschi, Renzi, Saviano". [@ Guli__1979]

#ultimora Luca Parmitano publishes the photo of Mattarella's balls from space https://t.co/tbEsOcZctO

The M5s: "In the Democratic Party have confused ideas". Finally something that unites them. [@MaurizioAlba]

RT @LiveSpinoza: Di Maio wants the Interior Ministry. "There is still its scent." [@Rego_tweet]

Bonafede could be reconfirmed. There are no other parliamentarians good at video editing. [@Rego_tweet]

Di Maio wants the Interior Ministry. "There is still its scent." [@Rego_tweet]

Giorgia Meloni posts a video with a canned tuna. She's the one with the hair. [@Leomorabito]

To make you understand the situation: messages of solidarity from the Amazon are coming to Mattarella. [@ Guli__1979]

RT @LiveSpinoza: To make you understand the situation: messages of solidarity from the Amazon are coming to Mattarella. [@ Guli__1979]

Minniti hypothesis on the Interior. Finally we will bomb the NGOs. [@Rego_tweet]

#LERCIOSTORY Mattarella assigns exploratory mandate to Sauron #crisigoverno #consultazioni - READ THE ARTICLE of @ amichiel8 ---> https://t.co/S3aT74U9v7

Pd-M5s meeting 11am canceled. "Do we have noon with guns?" [@Rego_tweet]

To explain the Foreigners in Di Maio they had to use the metaphor of the guest curve. [@Amotalbrezza]

Di Maio could end up in foreign affairs. At least there is no need to know Italian. [@ABkualcosa]

Salvini: "I will do everything to avoid an executive with the Democratic Party". Also the Pd. [@MockLoBemide]

You hurt yourself too: follow the consultations on @LiveSpinoza https://t.co/txbi7DfwVE

Last beach [@LughinoViscorto] https://t.co/l6sUKLaLgV

Monday, August 26, 2019

Lukaku has already understood his companions. #lukaku #inter #interlecce #seriea https://t.co/KcorfbJ9cu

#Lerciostory Estate: it's still men alert with sweaters on their shoulders - by @ilcana https://t.co/DyapTgQI5U

Innocent evasions [@NicoLakePlacid] https://t.co/in3VTqBgF8

#ultimora Bolsonaro reassures: "Fires in the Amazon will go out thanks to the melting of the glaciers" https://t.co/WXaYSF0kLz

Mark. He runs to kiss the girl. They cancel the goal and continue to play. A sad story. https://t.co/zFTh6vIisZ

#LERCIOSTORY Woman gives birth on Trenitalia intercity. But it was virgin ascent - by Pablo Quirici https://t.co/Bnha3LQVyt

#LERCIOSTORY Goat found alive under a bench - by @pinuzdroid https://t.co/Cij3ClvrH7

#LercioStory Mattarella does not know what the fuck to do and calls itself re - READ THE ARTICLE by Sergio Marinelli ---> https://t.co/FK3YKYabLk

#LercioStory Barista kills client who ordered coffee using 14 adjectives - READ THE ARTICLE by @ amichiel8 -> https://t.co/fa2eEFalGL

#LERCIOSTORY Boy beaten by friends becomes genius and understands that those weren't all that much friends - by @Randomante https://t.co/bPuQ4qKthZ

Mattarella wants a new name by Tuesday. And also forged documents. [@Enzofilia]

#mult Pd-M5S Agreement: no to the parliamentary cut, but lower https://t.co/bvUsxfuRmy will be chosen

#LercioStory Berlusconi falls asleep during a blowjob #consultations #crisigoverno - by Davide Marzorati https://t.co/NaSDAOg95m

#LERCIOSTORY They emitted CO2 at night so as not to be discovered: four thousand redwoods were arrested - READ THE ARTICLE by @il_democritico https://t.co/Nowe1jO8JE

#LERCIOSTORY They believe everyone is saying ‘I like it’: a hitchhiker goes 800 km on foot - by Patrizio Smiraglia

#LERCIOSTORY Truck driver crashes with a load of vodka against seed bank and invents the summer cocktail - READ THE ARTICLE by @GianniZoccheddu ---> https://t.co/wGwv2rLc2Q