From memory I think Paragraph 15 was the one about having to round up all the poor people to use them as a source of fresh meat. #Yellowhammer https://t.co/vhwnDAAp0G [@BorisJohnson_MP]

From memory I think Paragraph 15 was the one about having to round up all the poor people to use them as a source of fresh meat.#Yellowhammer pic.twitter.com/vhwnDAAp0G

— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) September 11, 2019

Me when people complain about the new iPhone but go to buy it on the first day #AppleEvent #iPhone11Pro https://t.co/pPWebALgUP [@9GAG]

Me when people complain about the new iPhone but go to buy it on the first day#AppleEvent #iPhone11Pro pic.twitter.com/pPWebALgUP

— 9GAG (@9GAG) September 11, 2019

Would you tell him the truth? He looks happy. https://t.co/J7sbYL0u8W [@9GAG]

Would you tell him the truth? He looks happy. pic.twitter.com/J7sbYL0u8W

— 9GAG (@9GAG) September 10, 2019

BREAKING: MPs complain about not being able to do anything for five weeks, having done absolutely nothing since June 2016. [@haveigotnews]

BREAKING: MPs complain about not being able to do anything for five weeks, having done absolutely nothing since June 2016.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) September 10, 2019

Best Pope Ever! Pope Francis Is Allowing Catholics To Eat 2 Communion Wafers At A Time If They Believe Jesus Was A Conjoined Twin https://t.co/sfCamc51lz https://t.co/oKpqQsUoW3 [@ClickHole]

Best Pope Ever! Pope Francis Is Allowing Catholics To Eat 2 Communion Wafers At A Time If They Believe Jesus Was A Conjoined Twin https://t.co/sfCamc51lz pic.twitter.com/oKpqQsUoW3

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) September 8, 2019

猫が宇宙に向いてないのが分かる動画。 #宇宙 #猫 https://t.co/cWAX3qTImD [@cccp2017]

猫が宇宙に向いてないのが分かる動画。#宇宙#猫pic.twitter.com/cWAX3qTImD

— cccp2017 (@cccp2017) September 8, 2019