Sunday, December 29, 2019

[🔊] Don't stop! ⠀ By 03uni24 | IG https://t.co/8lLtixlZqw [@9GAG]

Gutted to have missed out once again on the New Year's Honours List But relieved HMG have not revealed my private information to the hordes of hackers, burglars and assassins lurking out there I guess it evens out [@JohnCleese]

Romantic accident. https://t.co/ZGEPuxMszU [@_youhadonejob1]

Me: I think you suffer from the opposite of imposter syndrome Psychiatrist: Get out of my chair Me: There you go [@ItsAndyRyan]