Thursday, December 30, 2021

Saturday, December 18, 2021

Friday, December 10, 2021

See you again this evening at @welikeduel https://t.co/cm2OidRCWQ

#ultimora Vietnamese blogger denounces torture and human rights violations: "It seems to be in northern Rome" https://t.co/rArfkC6dWU https://t.co/4APQRgLR6E

#ultimora "Installed too many wind turbines": Puglia Region detaches itself from the ground and takes off https://t.co/yj8k2SoJBr https://t.co/YNGx23XK2C

#ARTICLE Manifestante goes on with work and no Super Mega Ultra Green Pass parade - READ THE ARTICLE by @MattiaEffePi https://t.co/I69th3hoMi

Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Monday, December 6, 2021

Here is the Lercio survey at #propagandalive on Government and #supergreenpass https://t.co/nlUx6K8w4m

#ultimora Renatino takes a day off: the Parmigiano Reggiano Consortium has gone bankrupt " https://t.co/s6cvjRdYfL https://t.co/hPdboxCxbe

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#ARTICLE Commuter beats world records at 100 for catching a train that started from platform 13 instead of 1 - READ THE ARTICLE by @il_democritico https://t.co/1NqpLWCnFo

Sunday, December 5, 2021

#ultimora Filippo Facci opens an Onlyfans with videos in which he is led by someone: boom in subscribers https://t.co/AcYAJUiw0U https://t.co/8db2H32VER

#LERCIOSTORY #Pfizer raises the alarm: "We are running out of microchips to be included in the vaccine". - by @ilcana https://t.co/CXVtR7oj4Y

#ultimora Isis: suicide bombers will no longer scream Allah Akbar out of respect for other religions https://t.co/jfCIEr0q2e https://t.co/wPVQhUZDWb

#LERCIOSTORY Pro-disabled rule is coming: if they find a car without a badge in their parking lots, they can keep it - by @ amichiel8 https://t.co/lGEpGEpay6

#Latest "I knew I wasn't gifted," porn newcomer goes to set wearing a silicone penis https://t.co/wQnpFHrIsP https://t.co/hb8YmvOtP0

#LERCIOSTORY The EU recalls Italy: "The vaccinated who become NoVax will have to return the antibodies" - READ THE ARTICLE by @Randomante https://t.co/vwg2Qh7Yy9

#LERCIOSTORY Twitter user discovers that #Capezzone hasn't blocked him yet and wonders where he is wrong - READ THE ARTICLE by @guttolo https://t.co/P9f3jyknIh

Saturday, December 4, 2021

#Latest Birth rate below zero. By 2050 the only talent in Italy will be "The Voice Senior" https://t.co/9WPwhwFPo6 https://t.co/3BOSuA4jEX

Aries: with the moon superimposed on Saturn you will not see Saturn (Astrolercio live at the Arci Bellezza in Milan) @ComuneMI @BaobabMeE #baobabmusicandethicsfestival #lerciolive https://t.co/VL3pJnt5jt

I sell a time machine, possibility of delivery even yesterday (live announcements from the Arci Bellezza in Milan) @ComuneMI @BaobabMeE #baobabmusicandethicsfestival #lerciolive

Sitting as a speech therapist degenerates into Madame's new single (according to Tg live at the Arci Bellezza in Milan) @ComuneMI @BaobabMeE #baobabmusicandethicsfestival #lerciolive https://t.co/ePQh7Frwvt

Error in the operating system, Radio Maria passes the Megadeth (live at the Arci Bellezza in Milan) @ComuneMI @BaobabMeE #baobabmusicandethicsfestival #lerciolive https://t.co/kzNrY87j5q

Monza, thief manages to enter 800 apartments presenting himself at the intercom as 'I' (Tg live at the Arci Bellezza in Milan) @ComuneMI @BaobabMeE #baobabmusicandethicsfestival #lerciolive https://t.co/tJDl4IqO9y

Thursday, December 2, 2021

#Last time Bolzano. No Vax freezes to death outside the pharmacy waiting in line for the tampon https://t.co/UqsPbBrEpk https://t.co/6WwYimlFNx

#ultimora Parmesan, Renatino speaks: "The hours spent shooting the commercial have cut my salary" https://t.co/RzcQQFSbPe https://t.co/nZWiPozJJe

#Us latest. Mexican enters a school and shoots eight students: American citizenship granted https://t.co/Z2f5cK7lOY https://t.co/b31OC8M3XX

#ARTICLE Cinecittà. Boar raids the house of the GF Vip and raises the average IQ of the house - READ THE ARTICLE of @Randomante https://t.co/EvLte6TvMQ

Wednesday, December 1, 2021

#LERCIOSTORY #Ottoemezzo #Cacciari loses patience again and heads between the eyes - @ilcana https://t.co/mp0V04xARR

#ultimora Trattoria removes the photo of Alberto Sordi who eats spaghetti and fails https://t.co/I9cwbNEby7 https://t.co/b7uFOzWFHm

#ultimora Juventus sells the little man of a barrier to Akragas for 72 million euros https://t.co/nx6BhZhPvR https://t.co/GmUD6ZEgnG

#LERCIOSTORY Vaccines Covid, Europe reassures Africa: "Sooner or later we will send a vial" #Omicron - by @ESettembrini https://t.co/v5IYEcHIVC

#ultimora Salvini denies a statement that he had not said but only thought https://t.co/zfawONS7Si https://t.co/BaPRsgrwHn

Tuesday, November 30, 2021

#Latest Prostitute convinces customer no vax to masturbate outside the car https://t.co/vsgbO7KoDt https://t.co/HjwAj9WrIr

#LERCIOSTORY France. Created the first baguette that stays attached even if you raise your arms - by @SilentActorsFly https://t.co/4yw8Ftx6Cw

#ultimora Juve Balance Sheet, Agnelli reassures shareholders: "We will sell Pinsoglio" https://t.co/Yfv3TggxzN https://t.co/YD9VGfRAUL

#Article Check hidden rule of the Rome-Paris agreement: Italy will no longer be able to beat France in the European Championships - READ THE ARTICLE by @Randomante https://t.co/mIxxlLEGRw

Sunday, November 28, 2021

Friday, November 26, 2021

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#ultimora Daniela Santanché exaggerates with Photoshop and resumes her maiden name https://t.co/MrqZ9SZ3uh https://t.co/evfHFT8yU7

#ultimora Parents hire a cultural mediator to let their son tell them about the day at school https://t.co/Jk6SA8zQ90 https://t.co/Gsj8N8X6QV

#ultimora Swimming: Federica Pellegrini announces her 12th retirement https://t.co/HucQF8mdRS https://t.co/94WtvOCAcl

See you tonight at @welikeduel with so many other wonderful guests! 9.15 pm on @ La7tv https://t.co/NsDG7rm4Cq

#LERCIOSTORY Too many deaths at work due to renovations: the Government takes cover and introduces the "Bonus coffin" - READ THE ARTICLE by @ESettembrini https://t.co/2QpsMwpNmd

Thursday, November 25, 2021

#LERCIOSTORY Virtual love: chat with him for a year, then discover he is a Sardinian mouflon - READ THE ARTICLE by @twittandolimoni https://t.co/TDDWGy5flq

#ultimora Briatore moves its tax office to the metaverse https://t.co/LLhdJxAFuT https://t.co/3kCnPG0tKI

#ultimora Salvini explains: "I was against the Green Pass because I wanted the Super Green Pass" https://t.co/8HxxCXVm7T https://t.co/M6d0wE75E6

#ultimora Brawl at the gathering of introverts to grab the last place at the bottom https://t.co/KK0F6KO4tX https://t.co/LkS2f0hEpL

#ARTICLE "We are more Nazis than us!" "No, we!" Tension is mounting on the border between Belarus and Poland - READ THE ARTICLE by @guttolo https://t.co/EiCkWWn388

#ultimora Moderate fascist group organizes the walk on Rome https://t.co/01MkwcMyOY https://t.co/HdmylduPzC

Monday, November 22, 2021

#LERCIOSTORY Giovanardi: “Suppositories make you gay” - by Davide Rossi https://t.co/1nef3RdOAn

#ultimora "Tired of being laughed at for the voice". Mario Giordano and De Filippi exchange vocal cords https://t.co/KTxJMTZEOH https://t.co/mUQ6bYmw43

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#ultimora "We have to suck even more". Libero contracts the titles to La Verità https://t.co/CZZ0XFGftw https://t.co/ogcJSGcW3R

#ARTICLE Legal euthanasia: you can scream "Neapolitan pizza sucks" in Piazza del Plebiscito in Naples - READ THE ARTICLE by @ FabioCor74 https://t.co/isyeYzugrd #eutanasialegale #euthanasia

#ultimora New digital registry: Labor downloads Family Status and Renzi finds himself in charge https://t.co/MutoQa63mU https://t.co/9lZ3m8v1tH

Sunday, November 21, 2021

Friday, November 19, 2021

#ultimora Matteo Renzi will from now on only answer his own questions https://t.co/oNsrrMxrGN https://t.co/kQJ32GxtVG

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#ultimora The Maneskins hum "Red Flag" in the street and the PCI flies to 52% https://t.co/zvu2rhHy7Z https://t.co/RHriWrVJsI

#Articolo Cinema, new tragedy on the set: director of photography sees Nicoletta Braschi act and dies - READ THE ARTICLE by @ilcana https://t.co/gHt3Qy3V9Q

Wednesday, November 17, 2021

#LERCIOSTORY #Renzi wins the "Best #Berlusconi" award of the year - by Silvio Perfetti https://t.co/mtwHqtbyMb

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#UltimOra Government abolishes the principle of impenetrability of bodies to increase the capacity of buses by @il_democritico https://t.co/BZuUdOvur2

#ARTICLE Poggioreale. Roberto Fiore at heart risk: "Worrying tingling in the arm that is not outstretched" - READ THE ARTICLE by @Randomante https://t.co/NS7Y9JMtZt

#Last Belarus, humanitarian crisis worsens. Renzi immediately writes to Lukashenko to organize a conference tour https://t.co/EeXC3txzmP https://t.co/yanywLySj4

[BREAKING NEWS] "We are more Nazis than us!" "No, we!" Tensions are rising on the border between #Belarus and #Poland # 17 November https://t.co/zvnsZbbwvl

#ultimora Entertainment, Filippa Lagerback celebrates the seventieth word pronounced at Che Tempo Che Fa https://t.co/M3Q6km6iMu https://t.co/EVBqvpbaZT

Tuesday, November 16, 2021

#ultimora It is not the Arena. Massimo Giletti pretends to be an underage prostitute and interviews himself https://t.co/OdhgEm7H3f https://t.co/Q6EA3RPHln

#ultimora Chiara Ferragni registers the domain "https://t.co/2A7JeGrmKY" https://t.co/AhuzcMEc2r https://t.co/ataeWYplgx

# ARTICLE Viminal. Minister Lamorgese returns to the office but finds it occupied by a rave party - READ THE ARTICLE by @ amichiel8 https://t.co/dRxq9AHzEo

#Latest Netflix user discovers he doesn't have to finish every series he starts https://t.co/jsotrSZm2O https://t.co/p8u1zyqdQX

Monday, November 15, 2021

#ultimora Liberticide regime degenerates into contract with Matteo Renzi https://t.co/GWL339W4M1 https://t.co/Hsj5GWIke7

#ULTIMORA Azzurri fans break the phalanxes of #Salvini before typing "Italy will go to the World Cup in Qatar" #IrlandaDelNordItalia # Qatar2022 - by @guttolo https://t.co/dNNYQPS4cv

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#LERCIOSTORY Journalist of Studio Aperto does not know he is on the air and gives economic news - by @Alfbiondi https://t.co/AvTWbkcLuu

#ARTICLE Victoria forgets the scotch tape at home to cover her nipples: Måneskin concert canceled - READ THE ARTICLE by @ESettembrini https://t.co/YjmBarrLYb #Maneskin

#LERCIOSTORY Contagions on the rise. #Mattarella book an urgent appointment at the barber - @il_democritico https://t.co/okTZi2DbMP

Thursday, November 11, 2021

#Latest DAZN portrayed: "Yes to dual users but you will only be able to see half the screen for one" https://t.co/KvOzwlyXia https://t.co/thilJ29Oe1

#ultimora Vaccini, third dose put on the market at 1 euro 99: boom in bookings https://t.co/wJ32EZWpAk https://t.co/5Yd5v2XKzB

#ARTICLE Justice reform. The license for tobacconists will include the gun license - READ THE ARTICLE by Giorgio Spinnato and @ESettembrini https://t.co/35w9n9DkJS

#ultimora Discovery very rare global challenge that does not put it in the ass of the poor https://t.co/UBzKTDJGFY https://t.co/AgD6U3tuPc

Tuesday, November 9, 2021

#ultimora Pompeii, the room of the slaves locked up because they are against the booster dose re-emerges https://t.co/wpNzEiXW88 https://t.co/SaYsnMkLYK

#Latest Descendant of Lapalisse declares: "I lived after my ancestor" https://t.co/jEDc03QUbO https://t.co/a3HnwhU0OW

#ultimora Medicina, performed first transplant of R moscia to a noble who did not have it https://t.co/nfQi2UuitA https://t.co/FvZv43mVmd

#Article The Church launches the paramesse called by disabled priests - READ THE ARTICLE by Sergio Marinelli https://t.co/X4J9yPklpv

#Latest Bridgestone launches a line of "wet condoms" for use with women who squirt too much https://t.co/08yEXbW64l https://t.co/azTEKAcdRL

#LERCIOSTORY Giorgia Meloni presents “Magno pajata because the sea is blue”, her first collection of cock combinations. - READ THE ARTICLE of @guttolo https://t.co/N77N9y5O3H

Friday, November 5, 2021

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#ultimora Studio affirms that with the 'if' and with the 'but' one makes the conditionals and the aversive ones https://t.co/0tzjCXkCsO https://t.co/0lhZcJouzs

#ultimora "They spy on me while I'm in the bathroom": dog asks to remove the cameras in the garden https://t.co/zRZv5aqCfC https://t.co/0tfz3GPEAR

#Article Vanquished clandestine betting on curling: 8 euro seized - READ THE ARTICLE by @GianniZoccheddu https://t.co/hBwzJySE81

Wednesday, November 3, 2021

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#ultimora "I see dead people": psychiatrist has him interned but he was only a coroner https://t.co/nTCKaSBoLk https://t.co/YETJ9h7Zal

#ultimora Tv, Sgarbi does not notice the return to the headphones and sends himself to fuck off https://t.co/SpHwZVD76k https://t.co/ZBmcVLDQP3

Is it true that in Hell they broadcast songs by Miguel Bosé 24 hours a day? If this question doesn't make you sleep at night, come and visit us in Florence on Friday 12 November @ParoleInCammino the Italian festival https://t.co/LAHK82JuIn

Tuesday, November 2, 2021

#ultimora "I leave nothing to Europe": Boris Johnson takes back the coin thrown in the Trevi fountain https://t.co/jNVh051hse https://t.co/jaBvzIaxmD

#ultimora Anguillara Veneta, mayor pays homage to Bolsonaro by razing a public park https://t.co/MJyKPwQ9jw https://t.co/Qmn6UUtiva

#ARTICLE Montesano discovers that Soldatino, King and D'Artagnan were owned by Soros - READ THE ARTICLE by @MarinelliSergio https://t.co/kkxOItzdWP

#LERCIOSTORY Episode of #Report investigates the bullshit in episodes of # Reportrai3 - by @guttolo https://t.co/iU0DJsFrJu

Sunday, October 31, 2021

#LERCIOSTORY The Pope opens on Halloween and looks out dressed as Edward Scissorhands - by @ FabioCor74 https://t.co/AwYrbWDcRI

#ultimora G20, agreement reached on the climate of the conference room https://t.co/oz9Bj62nT3 https://t.co/QRa6UnKF3V

#ultimora Lucca Comics. Pretending to be an ATM: Cosplayer clones 300 ATMs https://t.co/EUev0P8f0e https://t.co/1kw5Uh5F92

#ultimora Vittoria CGIL: workers fired Whirlpool Napoli will be able to continue to see "A place in the sun" https://t.co/ZpkJXBntxn https://t.co/SZ2V2NPWTc

Friday, October 29, 2021

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#ultimora Neo-Nazi uses Adolf Hitler's green pass to invade Poland https://t.co/lbx2vSWeMY https://t.co/HWFWpjWXdl

#Last defeat Juve. Allegri sees the glass half full: "They still give me 9 million" https://t.co/3KFjgX8e6k https://t.co/Ud88gWd7wM

#Articolo Pillon opens at #DDLZan: "Agreement possible after homosexuals and transs are all dead" - READ THE ARTICLE by @guttolo https://t.co/WT3SNda3ii

Thursday, October 28, 2021

#ultimora New victory for Italy: gold at the world championship of "Find the cooking time on pasta packs" https://t.co/DFxA7Hqcdr https://t.co/R1NrnALeUF

#ARTICLE Dear petrol, skyrocketing prices: arsonists also take to the streets - READ THE ARTICLE by @SilentActorsFly https://t.co/UnQSjaCXoJ

#Latest Moto. Valentino Rossi also finishes tenth at his retirement https://t.co/Wj6pCo9UTe https://t.co/d8qQuq0RPh

#ultimora Enrico Montesano claims to know what material the containment jacket of his TSO is made of https://t.co/ZVGoXdzP4n https://t.co/YDPJlFtU9S

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

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#Latest Fiction. To compete with Rai, Mediaset launches the combo series "Filippo il medico carabiniere priest" https://t.co/Ei9JJtSI7T https://t.co/PtiyJDjGrU

#ultimora Bambino sees old episodes of Ghezzi's Out of Hours and starts talking out of sync https://t.co/sQTvC3NaNS https://t.co/nnrsQfIs1o

#ARTICLE Student forgets her soul at home and is excluded from the Theology class - READ THE ARTICLE by @il_democritico https://t.co/ZOHlFiVAyv

Monday, October 25, 2021

#ultimora "I need more visibility". Scarlett Johansson rejects new film to testify at Salvini's trial https://t.co/VrTJ7KcEGx https://t.co/EsllqgUu2S

#LERCIOSTORY #WORLDPASTADAY Germany, traces of Covid in the water: the government invites you to boil it before throwing away the pasta https://t.co/q6r9wEpe0N

#ultimora Sarri summons Romano Floriani Mussolini. Lazio ultras in revolt: "We wanted the great-grandfather" https://t.co/4YHbKg6dfW https://t.co/2h7sMtB0Lj

#ultimora Chilly girl performs in a twelve hour striptease https://t.co/fKIMntQXR9 https://t.co/dDQ9tWAblu

#ARTICLE After Fiore and Castellino, Carlo Taormina will defend the snipers of "Squid Game" - READ THE ARTICLE by @Randomante https://t.co/3CW2Nv19G3 #SquidGame

#ultimora Children worried about their parents launch petition to close "Out of the Chorus" https://t.co/YE1Phwl3BF https://t.co/PDu2tpZMmf

Sunday, October 24, 2021

#ultimora Tecnologia, created arrogance limiter for those who pride themselves on watching films only in their original language https://t.co/bAwo8TJfZI https://t.co/cQ3EGCl8p5

#LERCIOSTORY Disney +: people with protruding ears ask for the removal of "Dumbo" #TimBurton # Dumbo80 - by @guttolo https://t.co/D2zTSEKQKO

#ultimora Company patents door for buses that closes on passengers without the driver thinking about it https://t.co/GDwhYpqUoD https://t.co/N1iOhA2PQO

#ultimora Pair of interpreters Lis wins 70 consecutive trump tournaments: 2 years of daspo from the elderly centers https://t.co/2Sq0mC40rJ https://t.co/fUa26eZWoN

#LERCIOSTORY Pisani and Livorno finally united: "We agree that Renzi is a shit" - by @ilSesta https://t.co/0EZR4y4wxs