Priest: Do you take this woman do be your lawful wedded wife? Yoda: Do I Priest: That's what I'm asking Yoda: *long sigh* [@ItsAndyRyan]

Priest: Do you take this woman do be your lawful wedded wife?
Yoda: Do I
Priest: That's what I'm asking
Yoda: *long sigh*

— Ayn Randy (@ItsAndyRyan) December 20, 2019

German parking cop gave a ticket to an art piece because he thought it was illegally parked. 😂 https://t.co/grIM3GbGqK [@_youhadonejob1]

German parking cop gave a ticket to an art piece because he thought it was illegally parked. 😂 pic.twitter.com/grIM3GbGqK

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) December 18, 2019

Guys with record players are all edgy n cool til the music stops mid-shag and u can tell he’s making the conscious decision of whether to flip the record or continue in noticeable silence [@amyvalentinex]

Guys with record players are all edgy n cool til the music stops mid-shag and u can tell he’s making the conscious decision of whether to flip the record or continue in noticeable silence

— Amy Valentine | VOTE LABOUR 🌹 (@amyvalentinex) November 8, 2019

This is the only way to put salt on roads. https://t.co/LR3XcVTpKm [@_youhadonejob1]

This is the only way to put salt on roads. pic.twitter.com/LR3XcVTpKm

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) December 17, 2019

Tape technology has come a long way. https://t.co/aN6JMVihWs [@_youhadonejob1]

Tape technology has come a long way. pic.twitter.com/aN6JMVihWs

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) December 17, 2019

You Had One Job! https://t.co/EqSXM6r0pt [@_youhadonejob1]

You Had One Job! pic.twitter.com/EqSXM6r0pt

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) December 17, 2019