Watching my son go off to school in his grey slacks, blazer and tie this morning I wonder why the hell they’re made to dress like they’re attending a golf club lunch in 1982.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) September 6, 2019
Friday, September 6, 2019
Watching my son go off to school in his grey slacks, blazer and tie this morning I wonder why the hell they’re made to dress like they’re attending a golf club lunch in 1982. [@MooseAllain]
Sir? Yes, You There, Fellow! Perchance Might We Interest You In A Miraculous Enlargement Of The Penis? https://t.co/MQ0BCYXluL https://t.co/A5SiUwwEQX [@ClickHole]
Sir? Yes, You There, Fellow! Perchance Might We Interest You In A Miraculous Enlargement Of The Penis? https://t.co/MQ0BCYXluL pic.twitter.com/A5SiUwwEQX
— ClickHole (@ClickHole) September 6, 2019
Thursday, September 5, 2019
@ThePoke "but I only said I'd arrange for him to be beaten up, I never actually did it!" https://t.co/DflSxSn8NN [@IamHappyToast]
"but I only said I'd arrange for him to be beaten up, I never actually did it!" pic.twitter.com/DflSxSn8NN
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) September 5, 2019
BREAKING: Boris Johnson unveils new-look Conservative Party. https://t.co/2GbZmixleR [@haveigotnews]
BREAKING: Boris Johnson unveils new-look Conservative Party. pic.twitter.com/2GbZmixleR
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) September 4, 2019
Wednesday, September 4, 2019
Brexit update. https://t.co/ObOyt5YXv8 [@Pandamoanimum]
Brexit update. pic.twitter.com/ObOyt5YXv8
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 4, 2019
Why end your sentences when you can just "LOL"? 😂 #TheMashReport https://t.co/IyeVb1VNIR [@BBCTwo]
Why end your sentences when you can just "LOL"? 😂 #TheMashReport pic.twitter.com/IyeVb1VNIR
— BBC Two (@BBCTwo) September 4, 2019
The number of people claiming to be sceptics has to be seen to be believed. [@MooseAllain]
The number of people claiming to be sceptics has to be seen to be believed.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) September 3, 2019
NEWS! Boris Johnson applies for Irish passport https://t.co/BhBo9MeZ0c https://t.co/S8aes46ypa [@newsthump]
NEWS! Boris Johnson applies for Irish passport https://t.co/BhBo9MeZ0c pic.twitter.com/S8aes46ypa
— NewsThump (@newsthump) September 4, 2019
How To Talk to a Woman Wearing Headphones - go home - learn how to make music - become the #1 artist on spotify - say hi to her in the song - get married [@eddyburback]
How To Talk to a Woman Wearing Headphones
— Eddy Burback (@eddyburback) September 3, 2019
- go home
- learn how to make music
- become the #1 artist on spotify
- say hi to her in the song
- get married
Tuesday, September 3, 2019
#Salvini dopo la notizia del #governogiallorosso https://t.co/xrHqhLKKKB [@rostokkio]
#Salvini dopo la notizia del #governogiallorosso pic.twitter.com/xrHqhLKKKB
— Rostokkio (@rostokkio) September 3, 2019
It's #BackToSchool for those children who still have a school to return to. Click here to find out how your school can get involved in the Forensic Litter Collection scheme: http://bit.ly/32mzWDN #BackToSchool2019 #GetReadyForBrexit http://bit.ly/2HGyXX5 [@Scarfolk]
It's #BackToSchool for those children who still have a school to return to. Click here to find out how your school can get involved in the Forensic Litter Collection scheme: https://t.co/Nb6K6cHpQJ#BackToSchool2019 #GetReadyForBrexit pic.twitter.com/3Zk5Td37ZH
— Scarfolk Council (@Scarfolk) September 3, 2019
I love the way Twitter always asks "What's happening?" as if anyone has a clue. [@ThePoke]
I love the way Twitter always asks "What's happening?" as if anyone has a clue.
— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 3, 2019
BREAKING: UK now officially the first country to declare war on itself, and lose. [@ThePoke]
BREAKING: UK now officially the first country to declare war on itself, and lose.
— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 3, 2019
Monday, September 2, 2019
Potential Employee Uprising Quelled With Free Pizza https://t.co/NdaOjArg2p https://t.co/jMv95fqbfh [@TheOnion]
Potential Employee Uprising Quelled With Free Pizza https://t.co/NdaOjArg2p pic.twitter.com/jMv95fqbfh
— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 2, 2019
We Challenged This Man To Survive On Minimum Wage And He Immediately Got Hit By A Car https://t.co/j07GjdWtJI https://t.co/BIyaDaDp2l [@ClickHole]
We Challenged This Man To Survive On Minimum Wage And He Immediately Got Hit By A Car https://t.co/j07GjdWtJI pic.twitter.com/BIyaDaDp2l
— ClickHole (@ClickHole) September 2, 2019
Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Approve Of Child Labor Laws But Agree That Kids Carrying Briefcases Would Be Cute https://t.co/lTnbhMUHvT https://t.co/EzJp8ICIHI [@TheOnion]
Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Approve Of Child Labor Laws But Agree That Kids Carrying Briefcases Would Be Cute https://t.co/lTnbhMUHvT pic.twitter.com/EzJp8ICIHI
— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 2, 2019
NEWS! Unelected bureaucrat warns elected MPs against voting in favour of unelected bureaucrats https://t.co/i4lipKReZW https://t.co/x9aZ9wT55m [@newsthump]
NEWS! Unelected bureaucrat warns elected MPs against voting in favour of unelected bureaucrats https://t.co/i4lipKReZW pic.twitter.com/x9aZ9wT55m
— NewsThump (@newsthump) September 2, 2019
Good news: After no deal Brexit, the UK will become a land of unicorns. Bad news: We will have to eat them. [@ThePoke]
Good news: After no deal Brexit, the UK will become a land of unicorns.
— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 2, 2019
Bad news: We will have to eat them.
Son just fell in... took me ages to get this shot https://t.co/IQdkgMZ25y [@RealBobMortimer]
Son just fell in... took me ages to get this shot pic.twitter.com/IQdkgMZ25y
— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) September 1, 2019
Sunday, September 1, 2019
Trump Vows To Eat All Surplus Pork Products China Refuses To Import https://t.co/knM5RHMMtc https://t.co/RiswXT5jAs [@TheOnion]
Trump Vows To Eat All Surplus Pork Products China Refuses To Import https://t.co/knM5RHMMtc pic.twitter.com/RiswXT5jAs
— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 1, 2019
The new government ... IT CAN BE DONE !!! #crisis # M5spd # conte2 #contebis #grillo https://t.co/rroEB7V95C [@ABkualcosa]
The new government ... YOU CAN DO IT !!! #crisi # M5spd # conte2 #contebis #grillo pic.twitter.com/rroEB7V95C
- ABkualcosa (@ABkualcosa) September 1, 2019
Today I will dine with #Grillo and #Zingaretti by candlelight. I will make the candle. #CrisidiGoiverno # Conte2 #Conte [@ConteMaanche]
Today I will dine with #Grillo and #Zingaretti by candlelight. I will make the candle. #CrisidiGoiverno # Conte2 #Conte
- Giuseppi Conte (@ConteMaanche) September 1, 2019
+++ LAST HOUR +++ "He is already paid for not working". Conte announces Icardi as the new interior minister. #Icardi # 31 August #DiMaio #maratonamentana # Conte2 #governodisvolta #UltimOra [@Emanuele_Cecala]
+++ LAST HOUR +++
- Emanuele Cecala #iosonoantifascista (@Emanuele_Cecala) August 31, 2019
"He is already paid for not working". Conte announces Icardi as the new interior minister. #Icardi # 31August #DiMaio #maratonamentana # Count2 #governodisvolta #UltimOra
@nzingaretti @beppe_grillo if #conte went to #inter and #sarri in #juve, now everything is possible :) [@VujaBoskov]
if #conte went to #inter and #sarri in #juve , now everything is possible :)
- Vujadln Boskov (@VujaBoskov) August 31, 2019
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